udderiffic indulgence.

or rather, what i do in the time that is meant for studying but i end up not studying, hence automatically converting that time for studying into free time.

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…because every once in a while, people often don’t think about what they say - or better yet, they just don’t think at all - and they end up hurting the people around them, consciously or unconsciously.

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1. My ex is: someone whom i really care about still.
2. Maybe I should: stop being so self-destructive.
3. I love: loving women. really, i do. sometimes i wish i could marry all the girls in the world just so i can love all of them. ok, not all girls, because some are really downright, ugly biatches, but generally girls who make themselves loveable to begin with. (and i am sure that one day someone will have something to say about this, but for now, i don’t care.)
4. I don’t understand: anything i choose not to, or choose to try not to. i am quite an optimistic person at heart, you know. i just have my moments.
5. I lose: weight as easily as i gain it, provided i get off my fat ass and exercise.
6. People say I’m: sek-say!
7. Love is: when the feeling is mutual.
8. Somewhere, someone is: thinking of how much they want me. hahahaha.
9. I will always: be the age that corresponds with the sum of the digits of my age by law i.e. although i am legally a 23 year old adult, i am actually just a 5 year old kid.
10. Forever is: relative.
11. I never want to: not be loved.
12. I think the current US president: is George Bush.
13. When I wake up in the morning: i feel lonely.
14. My past was: not as sexciting as i should have made it been. but i am making up for it hehehehehe.
15. I get annoyed when: people don’t think before they do things.
16. Parties are for: getting drunk and making out with random people.
17. My dog is: a door-stopper called Dashboard.
18. My cat is: non-existent.
19. Kisses are the best when: they are moist but not sloppy, when they are soft but not limpid and when they are intense but not overbearing.
20. Tommorow: will be a better day. or so i try and bluff myself every night before i go to sleep.
21. I really want: to start living my life like how i am supposed to be living it, but which i can’t do yet because i am marking time until i graduate.
22. I have low tolerance for people who: do not think before they do things.

after exhausting all episodes of South Park on YouTube, i have been searching for a viable alternative to keeping myself sane. thankfully, Mr Ng Nian Long has introduced me to the wonders of Hard Gay.

-_- no silly, we were not having butt sex. Hard Gay is this Japanese guy who goes around doing really silly and absurd stuff, and saying really absurd things while he is in this pseudo-biker leather gay stud character. in my opinion, he essentially represents the Romantic rebel who fights causes in order to overthrow the archetypal father figure that is represented by bureaucratic corporations and stubborn mindsets.

i thought the best example of this was during the TOMY episode where he fought to get a Hard Gay toy produced just for him. you can watch it in two parts: one and two to get a better picture of what the fuck is going on. it is really funny shit that had me literally laughing out loud.

which incidentally creates quite a nice introduction for the main part of this post, because i just heard this piece of news from the horse’s mouth: The Dubious Sister SMS-ed me a while ago (cos i think she was covering Nomination Day at Bukit Panjang Government High School) to tell me that i will be voting for the first time in my life. Aljunied GRC, held by the PAP (in case you didn’t know), is being contested by the Workers’ Party!

apart from the excitement brought about by the novelty of being able to vote, there is a strong sense of the mounting importance of this event which is building in me. i think it really is true that this election will be a momentous point in Singapore’s history, and something that political scientists will write about in the future (if the world doesn’t end before they get round to doing it, that is) because whatever is going to happen next Saturday will leave a lasting impact on Singapore society for years to come.

so ladies and gentlemen, please do watch Hard Gay first before you place your vote on Saturday, especially if you live in Aljunied GRC too. then if you believe in Hard Gay, and you believe not so much in the rebellious ideal of overturning that which is good for the sake of anarchy, but rather overturning that which is good to make it even better for the sake of democracy then you know what to do:

suck my balls.

hehe no, just kidding. you have to vote wisely. because this revolution to overturn that which is good to make it even better does not stop on Sat, 06 May. no, it is going to carry on into AY06/07, and on the Terraces of Heng Mui Keng, where more rights will be fought for, with many pride and with many honour, in a fashion that i think even Hard Gay himself would say ‘Okaaaaaaaaaaaaay!’ to.

and if you need more convincing, then listen to The Rolling Stones:

Street Fighting Man
by The Rolling Stones

Ev’rywhere I hear the sound of marching, charging feet, boy
Cos summer’s here and the time is right for fighting in the street, boy
But what can a poor boy do?
Except to sing for a rock ’n’ roll band
Cos in sleepy London town
There’s just no place for a street fighting man
No!

Hey! Think the time is right for a palace revolution
But where I live the game to play is compromise solution
Well, then what can a poor boy do?
Except to sing for a rock ’n’ roll band
Cos in sleepy London town
There’s no place for a street fighting man
No!

Hey! Said my name is called disturbance
I’ll shout and scream, I’ll kill the king, I’ll rail at all his servants
Well, what can a poor boy do?
Except to sing for a rock ’n’ roll band
Cos in sleepy London town
There’s no place for a street fighting man
No!