In the belly of the Tyrannosaurus Rex.

It’s a bit damp in here, isn’t it.

Silence.

And smelly too.

Silence.

So, what’s a nice raptor like you doing in a place like this?

Being digested.

(laughs) You’re funny, you know that?

Not half as funny as you.

Oh, stop it already with the praise.

Silence.

So -

Look: if you want to shag me, why don’t you stop asking me all these questions and just say so?

Silence.

But I don’t want to shag you.

Silence.

Oh. (Pause.) Then what do you want from me?

I vant to eatchoo!

The first velociraptor eats the second velociraptor. Silence. The first velociraptor stares at the ground and wriggles its claws guiltily.

Fadeout.