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Then a rather curious thing happened. The procession was moving slowly along Fifth Avenue when suddenly a little girl in a red dress ran out from the crowd and shouted, ‘Oh, James, James! Could I please have just a tiny taste of your marvellous peach?’
‘Help yourself!’ James shouted back. ‘Eat all you want! It won’t keep forever, anyway!’
No sooner had he said this than about fifty other children exploded out of the crowd and came running on to the street.
‘Can we have some, too?’ they cried.
‘Of course you can!’ James answered. ‘Everyone can have some!
The children jumped up on to the truck and swarmed like ants all over the giant peach, eating and eating to their hearts’ content…
By the time the procession was over, the whole gigantic fruit had been completely eaten up, and only the big brown stone in the middle, licked clean and shiny by ten thousand eager little tongues, was left standing on the truck.
– Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach, pp. 152 - 153.
